{"id":866,"date":"2007-09-25T20:05:25","date_gmt":"2007-09-26T01:05:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nealbreeding.com\/blogs\/?p=866"},"modified":"2014-04-02T20:10:29","modified_gmt":"2014-04-03T01:10:29","slug":"its-only-ice-cream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.nealbreeding.com\/blogs\/its-only-ice-cream\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s only Ice Cream!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>It&#8217;s only Ice Cream!<br \/>\n<\/strong>by Neal Breeding<br \/>\nCopyright 1996, 2007<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\u00a0<b>Scripture:<\/b> James 1:14 &amp; 15<\/p>\n<p><b>Cast:<\/b> 2 Guys (can be adapted for girls)<\/p>\n<p>Emphasize the words in italic.\u00a0 Substitute each other&#8217;s names in for the blanks.<\/p>\n<p><b>One:\u00a0 <\/b>Hey, ________, you ready to go?<\/p>\n<p><b>Two:<\/b>\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 Yes, let&#8217;s go.<\/p>\n<p><b>One:\u00a0 <\/b>Today has been a lot of fun, we should get out and spend more time without the women, you know, &#8220;male bonding.&#8221; <i>(grunting noising may be made)<\/i><\/p>\n<p><b>Two:<\/b>\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 Yes, today has been a lot of fun, and I was thinking that we <i>(looking off as if distracted) <\/i>should try to do this again, maybe next&#8211; <i>(excitedly)<\/i> hey look over there!<\/p>\n<p><b>One:\u00a0 <\/b>Where?\u00a0 <i>(surprisingly) <\/i>Uh ________ we shouldn&#8217;t even look over there. <i>(turns body completely around)<\/i><\/p>\n<p><b>Two:\u00a0 <\/b>Oh come on, let&#8217;s just walk over there for a quick look.\u00a0 Just a little closer. <i>(pulls One a little closer)<\/i><\/p>\n<p><b>One:<\/b>\u00a0\u00a0 ________ we really shouldn&#8217;t!<\/p>\n<p><b>Two:<\/b> ________ it is <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">only <\/span>an <i>ice cream<\/i> shop.<\/p>\n<p><b>One:\u00a0 <\/b>But what is in the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">ice cream <\/span>shop?<\/p>\n<p><b>Two:\u00a0 <\/b>Ice Cream of course, are you feeling ok? (<i>by this point One has pulled Two into the ice cream shop)<\/i><\/p>\n<p><b>One:\u00a0 <\/b>Yes!\u00a0 I&#8217;m feeling <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">just<\/span> fine, and yes I am aware there is ice cream in this ice cream shop!\u00a0 But I don&#8217;t think it is a good idea to be looking at all this ice cream?<\/p>\n<p><b>Two:\u00a0 <\/b>Look ________, just because we are on that <i>sugar busters <\/i>diet, doesn&#8217;t mean we can&#8217;t look at the menu, right?<\/p>\n<p><b>One:\u00a0 <\/b>But ________ you know sometimes when we\u2013<i>(interrupted by Two)<\/i><\/p>\n<p><b>Two:\u00a0 <\/b>Look! They have homemade vanilla, and double chocolate rocky road, and mocha almond fudge!<\/p>\n<p><b>One:\u00a0 <\/b><i>(interrupting)<\/i> ________ we should not be looking at this!\u00a0 I am telling you we are going to end up&#8211;\u2013<i>(interrupted by Two)<\/i><\/p>\n<p><b>Two:\u00a0 <\/b><i>(with excitement building)<\/i> And cookies and cream, and chocolate chip cookie dough-<i>(interrupting)<\/i><\/p>\n<p><b>One:\u00a0 <\/b><i>(starts looking around) <\/i>&#8211;but we really shouldn&#8217;t be looking at this <i>(something catches One\u2019s eye)<\/i>&#8211;hey there is Pralines and cream, that has always been my favorite, and it is right next to chocolate peanut butter, which is right next to super-duper, triple-ripple, double-dipped, chocolate peanut butter fudge!\u00a0 Yummy!\u00a0 <i>(realizing what has is happening)<\/i> &#8212; what am I doing?\u00a0 ________ we have to stop looking all this ice cream!<\/p>\n<p><b>Two:\u00a0 <\/b>________ I told you, just because we are on a diet doesn&#8217;t mean&#8211;<\/p>\n<p><b>One:\u00a0 <\/b><i>(interrupting)<\/i>&#8211;you can&#8217;t look at the menu, I know, I know, I heard you the first time, but don&#8217;t you think looking at all of this ice cream is going to temp us into wanting&#8211;<i>(interrupted by Two)<\/i><\/p>\n<p><b>Two:<\/b>\u00a0\u00a0 &#8211;Oh look, there is Heavenly Hash, you know how long it has been since I have had that flavor?<\/p>\n<p><b>One:<\/b>\u00a0\u00a0 ________ are you even listening to me?<\/p>\n<p><b>Two:\u00a0 <\/b>Yes, but I can&#8217;t help it! Maybe I&#8217;ll just get one of the <i>free<\/i> samples\u00a0 Yea, I need one of those little pink spoons.\u00a0 Yes, just a little sample!<\/p>\n<p><b>One:<\/b>\u00a0\u00a0 ________ <i>(in a fatherly tone)<\/i>.\u00a0 You can&#8217;t we need to&#8211;<\/p>\n<p><b>Two:\u00a0 <\/b>With a name like <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Heavenly<\/span> Hash, it can\u2019t be <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">all <\/span>bad!\u00a0 I don&#8217;t think a sample will be enough!\u00a0 I think I want a scoop.\u00a0 Yes, yes, a scoop on a sugar cone!\u00a0 I can already taste it in my mouth!<\/p>\n<p><b>One:\u00a0 <\/b>No!\u00a0 <i>(grabbing Two) <\/i>You can&#8217;t!<\/p>\n<p><b>Two:\u00a0 <\/b>Why can&#8217;t I? I just want one little tinny, little bitty, small scoop of ice cream, on a little mi\u00b7nute sugar cone.<\/p>\n<p><b>One:\u00a0 <\/b>You can&#8217;t because you are on <i>a diet<\/i>!\u00a0 Remember? Now come on!\u00a0 <i>(dragging Two out of the store and to a bench, as Two is being dragged he says)<\/i><\/p>\n<p><b>Two:\u00a0 <\/b><i>(pauses) <\/i>But, I really want&#8230; <i>(hesitates &amp; thinks to himself) <\/i>but I, uh, yea, I am.\u00a0 <i>(sheepishly, sitting down) <\/i>Wow, I guess I sort of forgot for a second or two.<\/p>\n<p><b>One:\u00a0 <\/b><i>(joins him sitting)\u00a0 <\/i>Now do you see why I think it would have been a better idea if we would not have even <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">looked<\/span><i> <\/i>at the<i> <\/i><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">menu<\/span>?<\/p>\n<p><b>Two:\u00a0 <\/b><i>(pauses to think)<\/i>\u00a0 Yes, I guess you have made your point. <i><\/i><\/p>\n<p><b>One:\u00a0 <\/b>You know the Bible says in James 1:14 &amp; 15 &#8220;but each one is tempted when, by his own evil desire, he is dragged away and enticed.\u00a0 Then, after desire has conceived, it gives birth to sin; and sin, when it is full-grown, gives birth to death.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><b>Two:\u00a0 <\/b>But it was <i>only<\/i> ice cream?<\/p>\n<p><b>One:\u00a0 <\/b>But like the <i>ice cream<\/i> that was temping us, there are things in our lives we watch, hear, read, and are told that may tempt us to sinning.<\/p>\n<p><b>Two:\u00a0 <\/b><i>(catching on and adding to the statement) <\/i>And they can cause us to gossip, be greedy, envious, prideful, or fall into lust.\u00a0 Like we were lusting after that ice cream.<\/p>\n<p><b>One:\u00a0 <\/b>Yes!\u00a0 And once we have tasted a little bit, we want more.<\/p>\n<p><b>One:\u00a0 <\/b>So I guess we shouldn\u2019t even look at the menu when we are on a diet.<\/p>\n<p><b>Two:\u00a0 <\/b>You are right, and we aren\u2019t just talking about ice cream we should stay away from. Let\u2019s get out of here.<\/p>\n<p>(Both exit)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s only Ice Cream! by Neal Breeding Copyright 1996, 2007 \u00a0Scripture: James 1:14 &amp; 15 Cast: 2 Guys (can be adapted for girls) Emphasize the words in italic.\u00a0 Substitute each other&#8217;s names in for the blanks. 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